The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161153   Message #3829467
Posted By: Severn
29-Dec-16 - 09:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern 2016
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern 2016
The alligator reaches down under the bat in a special place among the Cajun spices he brings up every year from Chef Michael Rodebodecheaux for some of the secret ingredients obtained from a local conjure man he saves for an emergency and mixes up a unique drink containing some Hoodoo charms and powders that are not to be revealed to all but the initiated and says lapsing into more of a Louisiana accent then he had been speaking in previously, "Bring the Fish Lady ovuh heah now. I have just de stuff. You come swallah some uh dis now, Ma'am."

She takes the glass of a purlple potion fizzing strangely, closes her eyes and downs most of it in one swallow and loudly yells "HOOOOO WHEEEEE!" She starts singing a bit of "Some Enchanted Evening" to test her voice out and exclaims, "I can SI-I-I-ING again!" and gives the alligator a great big wet sloppy kiss.

"Now y'all keep quiet 'bout dis." says the gator.......

The curious Giant Wombat, who up until now had uttered noises only intelligible to other Wombats picks up the glass, swallows what little is left, and breaks out into a lovely rendition of "Waltzing Matilda".......