I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle. Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout.
Tip me over and pour me out.

I'm a very special pot, it's true,
Here, let me show you what I can do.
I can change my handle and my spout.
Tip me over and pour me out.


Are you sure this isn't political commentary? It kind of makes me think of someone ... not sure who ...!