Mom's not drinking Scotch at this time. She had to take a break from it because it was making her talk funny. Calling Acme a "wee bonnie lass" and such. She knew she had a problem at the New Year's party when she actually understood all the words to "Auld Lang Syne".

Mom's current beverage of choice is that ultra-cheap gin from the ABC store. Best not try mixing that with milk. It might explode and send Mason jar fragments all over Mom's hovel.