Dogs, 3, Cats, 3, chickens, 2, the spider who lives in the bath....I keep a sieve by there to fish him out at bathtime, and the spider who lives in the van, named Geoffrey.
I've recently had a resident rat. I put poison down and left the 3/4 full container where he was getting in.
2 days later I checked, and it had chewed through the plastic container and scoffed the lot.
I think he's gone now.........

Incidentally, my standard poodle, Rupert, is looking for a short-term relationship with a view to making doodle puppies. WLTM a wolfhound, deerhound (DeeDoodle), great dane, or girl dogs of that ilk. He's a VERY big poodle!!