Early '60s, UK.
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And Daniel shat a turd 40 cubits long and ten cubits high.
"Shite" said the King, and a thousand arsholes strained in the noonday sun, for in those days the kings word was law and it was death to disobey the king.
"Fuck me pink" cried the Queen, and ten thousand courtiers were killed in the rush, for the Queen's word was law and the Queen ruled with an iron hand.
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Nor, as you might at second surmise, ordinary bandits, but Mexican bum-bandits, who debagged him, scragged him, and shagged him, and left him with his pockets jingling, and his arse-hole a-tingling. But Daniel was happy.
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I'm unsure of the sequence of some of the rest of the text, but
generally as "The night of the King's Castration"