I quit shaving because I hate to look myself in the face in the morning. I once shaved the beard off on holiday and my wife said "grow it back right now".

Anyway shaving the bottom end of your head is no more natural than having the top end. It's a form of ineffectual repetitive cosmetic surgery, trying to improve on the look God and your genes have determined for you.

I reckon that the first thing Adam did when he'd eaten the apple was to have a shave, and that was the last straw. An apple, well He might maybe have let that go for once - but shaving, that was going way too far.