From a friend who went to a frat at Univ Wisconsin Platteville:

She looked so fair in the midnight air
As the wind blew up her nighty
Her tits hung loose like the balls on a moose
Jesus Christ almighty

The nipples on her tits
Were as big as my thumbs
And the way she walked
Would make a dead man cum

She's a dirty motherfucker
And a rotten cocksucker
But she's my girl
and she fucks