Shock cried the crowd
No, shit cried the king and 40,000 arse holes strained
Fuck me cried the queen
and thousands were killed in the rush
Fuck me cried the dutchess
And nobody moved except an old sea dog who mistook her for an old sea bone.

This has been hilarious. I wish someone with nothing better to do could bring together all the best parts and pieces and make what us potentially the funniest story ever.