Hi, Mom. I'm missing a box of screw eyes. Have you seen them? Well, it's not really a box, but one of those little clear plastic drawers from a hardware storage cabinet like this. I said "box" because if I said "drawer" you'd probably go looking for a drawer like this in which case you'd maybe find socks, but no screw eyes. Anyway, if you see them, let me know. Or if you feel like coming over and pulling out all those little drawers from the four hardware storage cabinets in my shed-house (as if I haven't already done it twice) I'll pay your bus fare.