"Are Metallica playing?"
"They're on second"
"Who's on first?"
"Yes"
"Great, I loved 'owner of a broken heart'"
"That's by 'Yes'"
"Yes, you said they're on first"
"Who's on first!"
"That's what I asked you, you said Yes"
"Yes, Who's on first"
"Is that Pink Floyd?"
I think that's Pink, and my name is Bob."
"...Who is on last?
"No Who was on first. Bare Naked Ladies are on last tonight."
"I was on Bare Naked Ladies last night."
"No they are on tonight"
"Yes I!...
"Yes isn't here tonight."