Thanks for that dictionary site, NightWing. I've bookmarked it. I love dictionaries. If I win the lottery I'm getting a subscription to the Online Oxford Engish Dictionary (...it must be possible to hack into it...)

Yes, I know bitch is technically the right word, but it still feels disrespectful. Like calling the smallest puppy in a litter the runt. Anyway, if she's as intelligent as a lot of them are, she'll understand enough human language to feel entitled to bite you if you call her that.