dtheg if you do not like the author's attempt at levity. How about this:
Speaker to Prime Minister:"I am not Happy"
David Cameron to Bercrow:"Which one are you then?"

Well as you like to regale others about their false news, let me correct you. It was junior health minister Simon Burns who is reputed to have made that wisecrack to Bercow after Burns' driver had reversed into Bercow's car. Ever thought of reporting for a tabloid?