Our conservatory windows and even the car are simply covered in poo from those ferocious seagulls. It's all my husband's fault. He's been putting out bread for them, as he thinks they're fabuluosly beautiful birds, "So big, and so shining!" They fight like anything with the other, smaller birds, grab all the available food and swallow it whole, then have a sideways poo at the windows as they depart. If only they'd poo on my husband, perhaps he'd be a little disenchanted and stop spoiling them.
Supermarket tomatoes are horrible. As you say Steve, completely flavourless. The ones we grow in our greenhouse are gorgeous. The smell! The taste! We grow several varieties, from those tiny ones up to the big 'beef' ones. But that's for late summer. Until then, my husband uses Tesco ones for cooking and slings in half a dozen Scotch bonnets so the taste of anything at all is swamped by fiery stinging heat. Yuk.