I used to believe that Accrington Stanley was a famous chap from Lancashire.

I think you would love Stanley Accrington Eliza. Very funny chap and a good friend who has been known to dip into here for some absurdities at times:-)

I am sure the new administration the white house has provided many an opportunity for ridicule but as this thread is not about that let us leave it there :-)

His other great skill is anagrams. I guess he must have come up with the obvious Damn Old Turd and many more besides.

Anyway, Shaw (to use the affectation favoured by your avid fans on here) If we are not allowed to discuss T***p can we mention fart, air biscuit, botty burp, but yodel, rump roar or sphincter siren?

DtG