I'm rather looking forward to hearing about Penelope and Wilbert.

But surely the next, Ewan, will spark the longest threads on mudcat?
I bet Jim & gss are getting their quotes lined up even now. ;-)

...after Doris? 
The next names are Ewan, Fleur, Gabriel, Holly, Ivor, Jacqui, Kamil, Louise, Malcolm, Natalie, Oisin, Penelope, Robert, Susan, Thomas, Valerie and Wilbert. 
" Storms are not named using the letters Q, U, X, Y or Z in line with the naming conventions for hurricanes in the United States."
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/doris-susan-and-malcolm-are-coming-to-batter-britain-this-winter-6138982/