I'm not asking you to believe this but it's true. My best mate at school was on Opportunity Knocks at the same time as Mary Hopkin and she beat him into second place. There, told you you wouldn't believe me. I found the chap you meant to link to. Cheers for that. Could do with a few more like him.

The only way to judge a man's stupidity is by a close examination of his underpants drawer. --Eric The Red, 1982