"You three have just never joined in before. I suppose you had not become a gang of four before."

Really? Why, you've just been asking me whether I "still deny it" and trying to pin something on me from those inglorious times, Keith! As Hughie Green would have said, it's make your mind up time! (Or was that Michael Miles...)

Actually, "make it up as you go along time" would be more like it! Fraudulent!