Well, she looked so fair in the midnight air
the wind blew up her nighty
Her tits hung loose like the balls of a moose
and I whispered God almighty

Well, she jumped in bed and she covered up her head
and she swore i could not find her
I knew damn well she was lying like hell
so I jumped in right behind her

Well, we flipped and we flopped and I landed on top
And I played her organ Grinder
She really let loose when I gave her the juice
And now she's got a reminder

Sung by the Whore House Quartet
Have you got a hard-on not yet
Are you gonna get one you bet