Hahaha Steve, those are Laws invented by Mr Sod I reckon.

I've got literally dozens of those:-

Get up early and totter into the kitchen to get a cup of tea and you will inadvertently walk in some cat sick.

Sit on the loo and realise too late there's no toilet paper in the holder, just a cardboard roll.

Put the potatoes on, sit and watch the News, get engrossed and - yes - they've gone mushy in the pan.


Put out lots of food for the birds to be sure that your windows and the car will be covered in seagull, crow and pigeon poo. Never fails.

Reach out for your glasses beside the bed and knock over the glass of water you didn't drink during the night.

I could fill a book.