Mudcat Cafe is an awful place!
(I like it)
Its member Donuel is a big disgrace
(I still like it)
He is always losing face
I protest him, every being let in.
Mudcat is an awful place!
(I like it)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

You are write their has not been a decent protest of Mudcat since the lower kingdom was created...please return down-under.