About 25, mebbe 30 years ago a friend went camping in Alaska. When she left the tent one night to answer the call of nature, she thought she saw Bigfoot.
When she told me of the experience, I wrought this song:

I dreamed I saw Bigfoot last night,
As live as you or me;
Said I Bigfoot, you're just a myth,
Said he, I'm what you see.

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