" It's rare that we go into attack-instigating mode."
Pull the other one Stevie boy!
Here are some examples of your non attack instigating mode:-

1)Have another ten pints, Bill. Hope your head's ok in the morning!

2)Now listen up for once, cloth-ears. I shall say this only twenty more times (my calculation as to how many times I'll have to say it before it finally sinks into whatever pile of poo passes for your brainbox

3)Now toddle off and go and pester someone else

4)He and bobad are two cheeks of the same sorry arse. No substance, no debating skills, no-nothing trolls. Here for the fight only. Even Keith and Teribus aren't of that ilk. An arse, what's more, that even an Asda George underpant, were it sentient, would rebel against. Ignore 'em

These are typical nasty Shaw responses just from one thread.
You make a point of talking down and insulting everyone that disagrees with you, accompanied by your own brand of arrogance. You and the rest of the pack all come out braying in unison. I suggest you collectively pull the stone back over your head and remain with the rest of the low life. None of you are very nice people and you destroy many threads with your combatitive behaviour.

attack the person
attack the grammer.
attack the spelling
use pathetic adjectives to further you arguments like childish, newbie, minnow.

Squeal like stuck pigs when the same tactics are used against you.

You treat this forum as your own personal fiefdom, where you set the rules.

If you do not agree with the content of the thread, no one is forcing you to contribute and your latest fixation on mopeds merely demonstrates how pathetic you are.