"They need to be careful which holes they stick their fingers up when they bowl me though!"

Pity there are no holes in bingo balls then, Dave. You might just have hung on to clickety-click and two fat ladies in that car park that time. As it is, I'm up before the beak next Tuesday for fraud over those photocopied bingo cards. Ah, how the mighty have fallen...

See you next Tuesday (as they say), Dave? No, thought not...