YO MORT!!!! Another year........................and uh...................well, another year!!! Gomez you are certainly blessed.......that is you're blessed to have another birthday, Morty on the other hand..........

My love and best birthday wishes for you both!!!!! Now Morty come over here and sit on Uncle Spaw's lap and we'll see about a birthday spanking. But first Ol' Spaw gonna' show you a little trick........................hehehehehehehehehe.....................

HBD guys.......wonderful folks.

Spaw (The LTS cake takes away the last redeeming quality of bagpipes as now they have an aroma--note, that I didn't say they smell)