Back home there was an old man who was famous for always catching his limit of fish whenever he went fishing.One day, a newspaper reporter was asking him about his life, and all,..finally, the reporter asked him about his reputation as a great fisherman. He asked the old man how he managed to catch so many fish, and, the old guy says "When I get up to go fishing, if my wife is sleeping on her right side, I fish off the starboard side of the boat. If she is on her left side, I fish off the port side." Of course, the reporter had to ask,(not knowing he was being put on) "What do you do if she is on her back?" Old guy says "I dont go fishing."