On February 5 I ordered a movie from Amazon for Wakana as a Valentine's Day present. According to them they sent it right out. By February 14 it had not yet arrived. By February 24 it had not yet arrived. By March 4 it had not yet arrived. Then I received a message from Amazon saying it had been "...lost in transit." The message said I should contact them about what to do. There was no contact information in the message.

Have you ever tried to contact a big corporation? They excel at hiding the necessary contact information on their website. I'm pretty sure it's there somewhere but I couldn't find it. All the links I clicked kept leading me back to their FAQ page.

So I waited.

Today, March 15, the movie arrived. It's been a month and 10 days since I ordered it.

The movie is Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children.