I occasionally buy Vim (scouring powder) on Amazon, as it's not on sale in the supermarkets any more. After I've ordered it, I get heaps of suggestions for all sorts of cleaning products. I imagine them thinking,"God, this woman's house must be absolutely filthy. She definitely needs..." (bleach, detergent, Flash, mops, buckets...)

This morning I've noticed quite a few Spam job opportunities in my local area. At my age I don't think I'd be much use as an employee, unless it involved testing crumpets or trying out comfy sofas. .