We can save time and space by writing only the punchlines of disgusting tasteless jokes:
examples-
Ever seen this before.
Donald, duck
Rectum damn near killed em
Two shots and a splash
Got any grapes
The Aristocrats!
1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of Donald.
They both disappear after a hot shower.
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!
His hands makes his d–k look bigger!
Hit a banjo player in the face with a frying pan.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
The one that's alive at the bottom trying to eat its way out.
Nothing!
They fell for that trick once already!
None, the beer should be open when SHE brings it!
Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Not being retarded
Because the look on its face is priceless!
One walked on the moon, and the other raped little boys!
Your bike.
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Cancer!
Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
A pilot, you racist f–k!
Santa goes down the chimney.
It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
A Doberman in a playground.
1. A "Thank You" card from the welfare system of her state. 2. A $200 check from "Crimestoppers".
Because I'm stronger than you.
Depends how hard you throw them.
Maggots!
All the ones who can run, jump or swim have already crossed the border
A frog in a blender.
They only had 2 trucks.
A model eating a cornflake.
Sarah Palin gets nailed EVERY DAY
Brake her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Wonder what the car was doing in the kitchen
Can you put me up for the night?
"Out of what?"
You would too if your name was Frggndorffngg
Take your foot off his head!
He breaks his nose.
They don't f–king listen!
AIDS&Ebola
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
Nail one of its hands to the floor.
"Get off me, Daddy! You're crushing my Marlboros."
The lottery!
(Spread arms and look mopey) This much.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for you
Getting the blood off your clown suit.
He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Ice cweem!
The grip!
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Give them a basketball.
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Hearing the ribs crack under the pressure.
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
God gave him his gas bill.
He had to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
An erection!
Connect the Dots.
roll in flour
Crib death.
Lifts donkey balls and says "see the clock
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
A dead puppy.
Someone too lazy to steal Billions
How could anyone stoop so low?
The coffee tastes like Mountain Dew
black pepper