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Thread #59418 Message #3848448
Posted By: Amos
03-Apr-17 - 09:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
BE prepared for reprise that doubles the length of the original, I betcha,
Seven years ago my right eye got its lens replaced with premium smart plastic. I haven't worn glasses since, but lately the left eye has begun to cloud up; so today it was off to the Eye Center where a focussed and brilliant and helpful staff stabbed me with bright lights and dilated my pupils with wicked potions. Seems the left eye has caught up in decline with where the righrt once was so another plastic clever lens will be plucked from the Engineering Miracle Assembly Line and stuck in my face. I am being assimilated. A few weeks out and the job will be done; when complete my worldview will be pathetically bright and sickeningly cheery, full of friendly flavors and promise. Right now, though, not so much; I can barely read without going crosseyed trying to make out the blurry characters. Dilation sucks.