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Thread #55805 Message #3848814
Posted By: GUEST,wellsy
05-Apr-17 - 10:05 AM
Thread Name: ADD: You Can't Be a Pirate (Don Freed)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req/Add: You Can't Be a Pirate (Don Freed)
Here's another version of the thing verse. I think it's a slight improvement on the other two on here.
Here also, is my own new verse: the 'arse' verse. I hope you like it -
Being a pirate is all fun and games, til somebody loses a "thing". Now you'll feel pathetic, wearin' a prosthetic, And, a course, now when you go, there's that sting. You can sew it back on with a needle and thong, But it just doesn't have the same spring Being a pirate is all fun and games, til somebody loses a thing.
Well, bein' a pirate is all fun n games til somebody loses an arse. At dinner theyll frown, Because you won't sit down Life just descends into farce Your breeches don't fit, You're a disfigured git There's no part to lose that is worse Bein' a pirate is all well and good til somebody loses an arse.