No, Pat's surgery will NOT be today. After a long chain of CYA and miscommunication and "blame somebody else" by the hospital, it has been moved to it's "original" date of April 13. To say that she is furiously, lividly, angry would be an understatement.

Her family motto is "Nolo Irritare Leones."

"Piss off your spouse, piss off your kids, piss off your minister, piss off your boss, but never, ever, piss off a lawyer."