A tenuous link with that joke, Joe, but it reminded me of one from many years ago, when Jimmy Hill, Gawd bless 'im, was the main football man on British telly.

Little boy says to his teacher, "Miss, does that Jimmy Hill on telly spend a lot of time on board ships?"

"That's a funny question," says the teacher, "Why do you ask?"

Well, Miss, every time Jimmy Hill comes on telly my Dad shouts at him, 'Jimmy Hill, you anchor!'"
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