I met girls like that when I was a lad. Got caught up with a couple of them. Well, I caught sommat. But, they have meds for that. I remember one lass in particular. Nain, Labrador. Innu. Beautiful. My Dog she was gorgeous. Melt you with her smile. She was fun. And, then, she wasn't.... 'pissin' razor blades' comes to mind.

TMI? Ha! These are the stories that make men... ah... well... stupid, I guess.