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Thread #30133   Message #385006
Posted By: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River
29-Jan-01 - 03:06 PM
Thread Name: What can you do with a drunken sailor- verse ideas
Subject: RE: BS: What can you do with a drunken sailor?
You could, like, bum a few smokes off him, eh? You could maybe bum a few drinks off him too. We don't get a lot of real sailors in Blind River, but we got fishermen. Fishing is cool cos you get to sit in a boat all day and drink, and your old lady can't bug you. That's if you got an old lady. Me, I'm single cos it wouldn't be fair to the babes in thsi town if I was to marry, and besides, I'm holdin' out for Shania Twain or somebody like that, eh? Although I ain't no perfectionist, but, like, why settle for a skank, eh?

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- BDiBR