Piffle and pish-tush, Amos. You, of all people, should know that I am the True Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom. I am the Omega Point of which de Chardin wrote, the epitome of McLuhan's Global Village, the ultimate of which humanity is capable, complete in perfection. Shakespeare was writing about me when he wrote, "What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!" But do not fret, for I will impart unto you whatever drips of knowledge and wisdom you are capable of understanding.