The questions, I feel, should be musical questions. Therefore:

Will it go round in circles?
Only on Saturdays.

You ask how much I need you, must I explain?
Six and a half inches.

I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way?
Polo mints.

Who put the bop in the bop-shebop-shebop? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.

So tell me now and I won't ask again -- Will you still love me tomorrow?
Not with that on your head you won't.

Alex