A. Conservative.

Sir, you forgot the other vital group who must be allowed to eat. Maids, butlers, gardener's, nannies and he like. Standards must be maintained.

Of course, its not like they have to eat well and surely the privilege of associating with our sort offsets the need to pay them more than a token amount.

I assure you, we will investigate these reports of people being paid a living wage. Those responsible will be dealt with harshly. These kind of un-American activities cannot be tolerated. Next you'll tell me they get health benefits.

A. Conservative II.