Thre domestic science teacher asked the class to bring in something medical for the next lesson.
Little Mary brought in a first aid kit - the teacher said, "that's excellent Mary, just what we wanted"
Tommy brought in a little box containing a selection of things they used to remove splinters - tweezers, a needle, a bottle of TCP, some cotton- wool"
"Excellent, Tommy".
Suddenly, the door burst open and in walked the tearaway of the class wheeling an iron lung.
The teacher and the class where astounded.
"Where on earth did you get that?" asked the teacher
"It's my father's", came the reply.
Didn't he say anything when you took it?", asked the teacher
"Yes sir - aaaaaagggggghhhhhhgg!!"
Jim Carroll