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Thread #161242   Message #3853598
Posted By: Joe_F
06-May-17 - 08:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
In the good old days, the _Vulgarian Digest_ made up a letters column, which contained the following exchange:

Dear Appie: Is it best to approach a sheep from behind, or to roll it over and lay on top?
Deprived

Dear Depraved: Is the sheep male or female? And for that matter, are you male or female?

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An Australian sailor, in a red-light district for the first time, met a lady who met his advances more than half way. She took him up to her room, and then ducked into the bathroom to powder her nose. When she came out, she found that he had piled all the furniture in one corner. When she expressed surprise, he explained: "I'm from outback, and I don't know much about women, but if it's anything like kangaroos we'll need all the room we can get."