We used to sing this at school and the alternative version , its interesting how it differs with so many people

Indicate the way to my abode
I'm fatigued and I want to go to sleep
I had and alcoholic beverage sixty minutes ago
And it's gone right to the top of my anatomy
No matter where I perambulate
Over land or sea or asmopheric pressure
You will always hear me chanting this melody
Indicate the way to my abode