The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #162165 Message #3858114
Posted By: GUEST,Dave Sunshine
31-May-17 - 10:47 AM
Thread Name: Great Put-Downs
Subject: RE: Great Put-Downs
I have used these to hecklers 'Thank you for your interruption...give me your address and I'll be round tonight to interrupt while you're performing'
When God gave you teeth he spoiled a good arsehole
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Go and stand near the wall...that's plastered too
Ah...a bad case of bottle fatigue
If you're going to heckle at least be coherent