Having been unable to challenge or counter what Keith A of Hertford has said the Gnome comes out with this nonsense:

Dave the Gnome - 08 Jun 17 - 04:01 AM

The rumour is that Keith enjoys dangling his willy in a bucket of custard while the vicar throws cream cakes at him.

Have I said anything that is untrue?

In relation to Keith A of Hertford what is untrue challenges our rotund, bald, bespectacled gnome?

1: No evidence at all of there being a rumour.

2: While what is said may be true of someone called Keith somewhere on this planet, there is nothing whatsoever that specifically links gnome's reported "rumour" to Keith A of Hertford

3: As to the "dangling willy" thing, this is probably a case of jealously on the part of the gnome as - wait for it - "Rumour has it that he hasn't see his own willy for at least nine years, hiding as it does under the overhang of his beer gut".

4: While what is said may be true of some vicar somewhere on this planet, there is nothing whatsoever that specifically links the vicar mentioned to anyone known to Keith A of Hertford.

5: The "rumour" is exposed as a lie as Keith is allergic to custard and being renowned for not having a sweet tooth would not go anywhere near a cream cake even if his life depended upon it.