Earth Statutes 10.342, Chap. 47, ¶81, §25B: Anyone failing to assist in the defense of the Sun shall be deprived of the benefits of said Sun for a period of no less that thirty (30) days and no more than thirty (30) years, as measured by the rotation of the Earth (a/k/a Terra, et al.) and shall be fined as much as the market shall bear and more, and bear all the costs of the prosecution of said individual or individuals, and said individual or individuals shall spend much time looking like this.