So far we've ascertained that harmoniclive is bored by descriptions of the bottle-cap-covered sticks used as rhythm instruments and he resents Bob's knowledge (and willingness to share same) of music in general and Aussie music in particular.

I think what we need to do next is start threads about washboards, spoons, jugs, gut-bucket basses and any other "folk" instruments and zero in a little closer on what it is that harmoniclive fines offensive.

Then we should encourage harmoniclive to go out and acquire one of each of these instruments, turn thems sideways and STUFF 'EM UP HIS MUSICAL ARSEHOLE.

Then we can serve the beer and get back to enjoying the music and friends.

cheers,

david