My imagined rough draft by TRUMP for Trump's ghost writer to write Trump's new book 'The Art of the Trump Presidency';

I am the greatest President in the universe. Even my earliest achievments are great.

When Ed Koch the Mayor of New York City who awarded the mob to renovate the Central Park ice rink failed after 6 years to finish the projects I hired the King of Trump construction, and Bel, the lord of Heaven and earth, who decreed the land to be assigned to Marduk Inc and finished the project ahead of schedule. I made it great on earth, and founded an everlasting kingdom of Real Estate in Manhattan whose foundations are laid so solidly as those of heaven and earth; then Bel Construction called me by name Donald J Trump, the exalted prince, who feared no loans, to bring about the rule of righteousness in the land, to destroy the wicked tenants and the evil-doers; so that the strong should not harm the weak; so that I should rule over the black people like KOVFEFE and enlighten the land, to further the well-being of my fortune.


I managed the temple of Taj Mahal; the grave of my enemies, whose skim brought about victory; who increased the power of Cutthroats; made all glorious in Atlantic City while the Jersey Mob gored the enemy; The Attorney General of New Jersey. I Donald Trump who recognizes the alt right, who rules by my law; who gave back to the city of New York my name atop Hotels and let the name remain in Trump City and now Washington Trump DC.
      
I Donald Trump who never humbles himself before the puny gods; am the President of the USA and the hugest successor of profitable Global Bankruptcy with the hugest Inauguration crowd of all.

I made deals with China, Russia, North Korea and GM that make them suckers for a change. I canceled deals with France England and Germany. I made government so small it can not work anymore and can be drowned in my huge bathtub. My children are all world leaders now.
Our empire will last for eternity.

notes, anything that does not work is Kenyan Obamas fault, anything that works is all me. All news is meddlesome fake news. only I am truthful.

Refer all future questions to Jared and Ivanka. The new book must be perfect or you will not be paid.

Donald J Trump