How would Noel Gallagher answer them?

Q: Do you ever get that feeling that you're older than time?
A: Only on Saturdays.

Q: Hey you up in the sky, learning to fly
Tell me how high do you think you'll go
Before you start falling?
A: Six and a half inches.

Q: Who feels love?
A: Polo mints.

Q: I though that I heard someone say now "There's no time for running away now, hey now, hey now!"
A: It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.

Q: I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane...or I could steal a car!
A: Not with that on your head you won't.