Tango? - there is a better way!
Have you tried schotishe? Bouree? Maybe a touch of Zydeco?

We've said it so many times, "don't feed the trolls" but what do you call a troll who stands their ground and talks directly to the person, not the issue?

You close the thread. And IMNSHO the right way. When a dog has a bone - do you talk to him, or make the bone distasteful, or make it vanish?

The bone is not the issue, the brain controlling the jaw is the issue. Make him bite on his lip? Nah! make the bone disappear, every time. If it winds up the dog, the moderate win. If my thread got closed, I am chastised and rightly so. I am only human.

Mind you - it doesn't stop me winding up the moderators just a teensy weensy bit, until they modify the thread title! Mia culpa 😈