Indeed, mousethief, why does he come to the forum at all? Surely there's nothing here for him? Why not just go away and find a place he likes, where the people recognize his great worth and witty remarks (see two posts above for really a clever comeback we'll all want to memorize for ourselves), as well as his impressive knowledge of "music."

Oh, well, at least he's learned so spell "arse" while here...

Sarah