Why and how this came to me I'll never know. I pass it on to the party to whom it is addressed.

To: Mr. Bee-dubya-ell
From: The President

Greetings!

Your number is up and you are to report to the Florida Mountains Induction Center, Deming, New Mexico, at 0430 CDT, 01 August 2017 for immediate induction into the Defense Forces (or, alternately, the Defence Forces). Should you fail to so report you became eligible to be fed to Wampus Cats and a fine of not less than 47,213 in the lawful currency of the United States of America.

It is recommended that you bring your own toothbrush and a clean set of underwear.

You fellows salute you, thank you, and recognize the great adventure upon which you are about to undertake. I am certain that you will do us all proud.

Thankfully yours,
Don Donaldo Juan
El Presidente