Induced induction awaits! Earth Must Be Saved!

Yesterday the Coalition of Evil met! They will soon test their nefarious weapons! First the Moon will dim and then the sun will go out! El Presidente Don Don Juan has mobilized the SEALs, the Green Berets, Delta Force, and others even more secret to stop these things! But they cannot do it alone! YOU must step up, voluntarily or not, and join The Regiment or at least Earth's Legion¹! Do it now before you are induced, deduced, seduced, and reduced by induction!

GLORY! TRAVEL! PATRIOTISM! GOOD DEEDS! THE THANKS OF A GRATEFUL PLANET!




¹ Earth's Legion is not connected with, in whole or in part, the brave and courageous Idaho Legion.